Sorry, No Hablo Fucktardo - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Striking Lanes stood at the

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Sorry, No Hablo Fucktardo - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Striking Lanes stood at theApologizing in fake Spanish for not understanding stupid people saves everyone the trouble of a real conversation. Somewhere a timeshare salesman just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "Sorry" across the top line. Below, a second line reads "No Hablo" in the same weathered sans serif style, followed by a third line reading "Fucktardo" with matching distressed texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: